Divulgence

I'm Heather and I'm 19. I'm very sarcastic, honest, and shy. I'm a simple person and a night owl. I could live off of coffee, books, and movies.


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jennyeatworld:

james’ wife is definitely not attractive..
just sayin’

He’s married?! My heart has been crushed.

jennyeatworld:

james’ wife is definitely not attractive..

just sayin’

He’s married?! My heart has been crushed.

(via izmonsters)
useless-delusions:

i couldn’t touch the book to say something smart to you.
and you said your body was impressed.
whatever.

She’s a prude bitch.

useless-delusions:

i couldn’t touch the book to say something smart to you.

and you said your body was impressed.

whatever.

She’s a prude bitch.

I’m currently experiencing a nose bleed. I haven’t had one in awhile.

This showed up when I was using Stumbleupon. I “aww’d” out loud.

This showed up when I was using Stumbleupon. I “aww’d” out loud.

saethis:

skycandy:

ball_of_pathetic.jpg

Me liking this photo was a ‘you-are-sad-I-wish-I-could-give-you-a-hug’ like.

Ditto, this makes me want to give you a bear hug.

saethis:

skycandy:

ball_of_pathetic.jpg

Me liking this photo was a ‘you-are-sad-I-wish-I-could-give-you-a-hug’ like.

Ditto, this makes me want to give you a bear hug.

jfc

skycandy:

i hate women. i hate them so much.

I do as well.

  • H: I walked in there and said, "What are you drunk?" Then they started laughing. I asked if they were laughing because I walked in in my underwear or because they were drunk.
  • C: You just told me that because you want me to know you are in your underwear.
  • H: Yep, pretty much.
mycrookedheart:

LMAO OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

mycrookedheart:

LMAO OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

(via onthewing)
hahaha

(via onthewing)

hahaha

@inflatablefish

Where the hell have you been!? I’ve missed you.

Boredom has taken over

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

I was in my living room.

2. Who are you in love with?

I am not in love with anyone.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

I am sure I tried when I was young.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

The backdrop of a photo.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

It’s been awhile. I don’t like shopping.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

No, I am not.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

I do not own a car.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

Last night

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

No, I haven’t.

10. Are you hot?

That’s a matter of opinion.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

12. What are you wearing right now?

I’m wearing a plaid shirt and underwear.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

I don’t have a car as stated in a previous answer, so this doesn’t currently apply to me.

14. Last food that you ate?

Chicken nuggets

15. Where were you last week at this time?

Jared’s party, I believe.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

No

17. When is the last time you ran?

As in, gone running? Not in awhile.

18. What’s the last sporting event you watched?

No idea

19. What is your favorite animal?

Shark and wolf

20. Your dream vacation?

Visiting London or Alaska

21. Last person’s house you were in?

Other than my own, Craig’s

22. Worst injury you’ve ever had?

I busted my forehead open on a brick wall.

23. Have you been in love?

I haven’t.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Yes

25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Apparently stating, “I’m not wearing a bra,” works pretty well.