- Boy: Did it hurt
- Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
- Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
4:18 AM
3:37 AM
Well, I think a family of elephants live in the apartment above me. Anyone have the number for a poacher?
christ
4:32 AM
I haven’t posted my face in awhile so that’s that. It’s hot as hell. I’m trying to get my sleep schedule back on track so I’m going to try and stay up all night again. I’m waiting for my turn to play Skyrim. We’re switching off every so often. It’s pretty amusing. My xbox is going to die for good.
Also, I need a hair cut. It’s getting out of control. I really want a front fringe but I don’t think it would work for me.
Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
hahahahahaha I love him
She’s so cute. I want to be her.
8:06 PM
I borrowed Skyrim from my friend, and it is consuming my life you guys! Jesus Christ. I can’t put it down.
yes
May 23rd
10:29 PM
10:29 PM
I don’t even know why I have a facebook. Almost every status update annoys the shit out of me.
