January 2011
Why do people feel the need to just stomp down the hallway? Stop interrupting my Skins time with your unnecessary stomping.
Anonymous asked: this is me,,....do u lyk?
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Valentine’s Day: A gif story →
candyjones:
Valentine’s Day: A gif story
Walk around the stores and see all the hearts and stuff like:
but secretly inside you’re like:
See 67837694576985 couples holding hands and walking around:
Then go back to your car and listen to sad music:
and see someone you know:
go home, microwave yourself a meal, and eat it alone like:
Turn on the tv and all that’s airing are...
I just ate a chocolate-covered caramel apple.
minaxbina:
It was like a surprise from the refrigerator gods.
I am so jealous of you right now.
youdsay:
uses for my boobs
when sitting in reclined position, make excellent cell phone shelf
preferred kneading surface for cats
energy conservation - great excuse for not running
meteorological predictors
hand warmers
cleavage and underboob area (when used skillfully) work well for concealing small objects (illicit substances, small amounts of money)
when lying on stomach, ease...
All of these social networking sites are pretty...
When boys wear those slouchy beanie hat things.
pikapikaprostitute:
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I hate everyone and everything.
I have a splitting headache, and I feel like complaining tonight, so fuck off.
Goddamn. Wake up. It is 9:13, and I need to shower. I just want to go home; I’m fucking starving.
Anonymous asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiGmbEMZRs
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
@pussy-hands (Jared)
I am laughing so fucking hard right now. I think I may cry.
I walked from the kitchen back to my room. As I passed the couch I rubbed C’s hair (he is passed out) and he turns over with a huge grin; thinking he is awake I said, “What’s the huge grin for?” He replied, “If there was a duel I would win.” He still had the grin of satisfaction smeared across his face. I said, “With who?” and he said, “With...
Really? Calm yo tits.
I will just watch The Big Lebowski tonight.
After Snatch.
If You Were Born In The 90s, Just Press Play.
...
A life with Facebook sluts: .
siddman:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
cvcisme:
Beanie Babies
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is Beanie Babies. I spent so much of my money on them as a child, and now I have Rubbermaid tubs full of them, but cannot bring myself to give them away.
[Male, 22]
Male, 22.
I just want to watch Closer or V for Vendetta…. BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE THE WORLD HATES ME.
Goddamnit. Every movie I want to watch isn’t on instant view.
